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Cam Parrucci- Goober (March 20 – April 20) – Are you sure you can’t find the mustard? Check under your seat right now. Spaghetti (April 20 – May 21) –…
Cam Parrucci- Goober (March 20 – April 20) – Are you sure you can’t find the mustard? Check under your seat right now. Spaghetti (April 20 – May 21) –…
Julie Miller- I learned today that on Tuesday, March 20, the 48th Congress of the UW-Stout Student Senate voted unanimously to pass USS 48.23.02: Resolution in Support of Efforts to…
Shannon Hoyt- UPDATED 7:16 a.m.: According to the Menomonie Police Department, at approximately 8:58 p.m. on Tuesday night, officers and Fire/EMS were dispatched to 2502 Harvey Dr. An altercation led…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Evan Thue- The crowd was roaring louder as it ever has been during the third quarter of the University of…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Elizabeth Vierkant- For the 2022 Winter games, the Olympics teams have decided to return to their roots and compete in…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Logan Myhre- Instead of a Student-Athlete Spotlight, this week Stoutonia is spotlighting the University of Wisconsin–Stout’s mascot, Blaze the Blue…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Logan Myhre- Every gym has at least one. A person who completely ignores gym etiquette while simultaneously endangering themselves and…
Emilie Rosin- Your actual friends never ask for fruits or bugs, which already makes them less interesting. Your friends never ask you for favors and then act surprised when you…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Audrey Tchaa- On Jan. 2 there was a flooding in the Memorial Student Center (MSC). Affected areas included the Stoutonia…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Olivia Viktora- The criminal justice and rehabilitation program at the University of Wisconsin-Stout has an array of professors who provide…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Michael Hilliger- Though most of us recall Jimmy Neutron as the goofy, cartoon kid from the Nickelodeon series, the true…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Katie Schulzetenberg- Blue Devil Productions (BDP) picked “The Emoji Movie” as their bi-weekly movie night in Applied Arts 210 last…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Cece Jabs After several months of legal struggles, Disney has finally acquired the huge TV studio, Fox, adding to its…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Johnny Thunder- Local thrash metal drummer Andy Rash took the stage at an Acoustic Café open mic last saturday, starting…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Bryce Parr- A local musician is raising an uproar after his colleagues were unable to follow his lecture on music…
DISCLAIMER: This article is Satire (not real/meant to be comical) Monday, March 19 Meet and Greet with the Godfather @ Waterfront Bar and Grill 1:14 a.m. Roller skating with Jeff…