Satire

The Scopes!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Why why WHY did you put those giant wheels on your truck? You’re already having a hard time making friends. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You’re ~not like […]

Satire

The Scopes!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): We know that you’re stingy. We get it. But please, PLEASE just go to the grocery store and buy some food before you starve. Aquarius (January 20 – February […]