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Scopes!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Maybe stop trying to convince your professor to bump your “F” up to an “A” when you haven’t been to class since Sept. 9. Sometimes you just need to […]

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The Scopes!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): If you want your plans to become dictator of the Seven United Continents to work, maybe stop telling everybody about your step-by-step agenda. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): […]

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The Scopes!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): We all know you’ll never answer your phone anyway, but please—FOR THE LOVE OF GOD—do not pick it up when it rings on Sept. 18 at approximately 2:13 a.m. […]

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Scopes!

Cam “See Ya Never, Nerds!” Parrucci Capricorn: Summer is right around the corner, hopefully that tattoo of every member of KISS you got on your leg won’t get too much attention during shorts season. Aquarius: […]

Campus

A Hotel for Birds

JONAH HAMMEN As we approach the end of another school year, art & design students across the board are scrambling to finish the ten or so final projects assigned just before the semester’s conclusion. From […]

Campus

Hmong Awarness Month

Audrey Tchaa April is known for a variety of celebrations and holidays: April Fool’s Day, Autism Awareness Day, Easter, Earth Day, and Hmong Awareness Month (HAM). The Hmong Stout Student Organization (HSSO) shares why this […]