Satire

The ‘Scopes!

March 2021 Horoscopes Aries: An Alien will land in your backyard and ask for a Redbull, but you will only have one left in your fridge. Just give the alien a can of Redbull. Capricorn: […]

Satire

The ‘Scopes!

Aries: You will start a family band that will tour across America, bouncing from county fair to county fair. The band will be a success until your bass player and brother, Ted, decide to leave […]

News

Coffee Competition

Many college students love coffee. And now, Menomonie is adding one more popular option for them. With already three Caribou Coffees, one Dunkin’ Donuts, and a handful of other local coffee shops, Starbucks will add […]