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The Scopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –     Send all your your extra phones to the Menomonie Electronics Zone! For a limited time only, any cellular device can be exchanged for it’s full […]

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Blue Devil’s advocate

Ryan Cook —   Stating that he recently overheard a conversation you and your other friend were having about a popular contemporary issue, that one guy you know recently announced his plans to play Devil’s Advocate. […]

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New Blue on Campus

Barbara Young —   When the new campus cards, called “Blue Card” were released last year there was campus wide confusion at the card’s color. The bright orange perplexed many, but the problem has been solved. […]

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A Look Outside

Ryan Cook —   College students around the country have said they felt unsafe after Pro-Trump chalk drawings appeared on their campuses. Some students have called for university administrators to denounce Trump, and others say that […]

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The Scopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –          Now is the time to invest! Buy some stocks, get some bonds and please consider funding my band’s new Kickstarter campaign. Taurus (April 20 – […]

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Horoscopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –  Your self-control will be tested this week during a class trip when an unfortunate accident at the Wisconsin Cloning Facility sends multiple copies of yourself […]

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THE ‘SCOPES

By Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –This week, you will inadvertently hang out with that one weird guy from your Wednesday class. The stars are sorry, but there was nothing they […]

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The ‘Scopes

By Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Don’t think anyone is fooled. Laughing loudly at your own jokes doesn’t make them any funnier.   Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – You will […]