
The Scopes
Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Send all your your extra phones to the Menomonie Electronics Zone! For a limited time only, any cellular device can be exchanged for it’s full […]
Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Send all your your extra phones to the Menomonie Electronics Zone! For a limited time only, any cellular device can be exchanged for it’s full […]
Ryan Cook — Stating that he recently overheard a conversation you and your other friend were having about a popular contemporary issue, that one guy you know recently announced his plans to play Devil’s Advocate. […]
Barbara Young — When the new campus cards, called “Blue Card” were released last year there was campus wide confusion at the card’s color. The bright orange perplexed many, but the problem has been solved. […]
Ryan Cook — College students around the country have said they felt unsafe after Pro-Trump chalk drawings appeared on their campuses. Some students have called for university administrators to denounce Trump, and others say that […]
Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Now is the time to invest! Buy some stocks, get some bonds and please consider funding my band’s new Kickstarter campaign. Taurus (April 20 – […]
Ryan Cook — – It’s important to keep a level head. Take a few seconds to think about what you’re going to say before subtly vandalizing their half of the room. – Revenge […]
Barb Young — Melissa McCarthy may have won everyone’s hearts with her lip-sync performance on Jimmy Fallon’s show last week, but her new movie is not blowing anyone away. The comedy produced by McCarthy herself […]
Barbara Young — I’m not sure what popular opinion on this movie is, but I’m going to come out and say it. I was bored, overstimulated and unentertained for the majority of the film. To […]
Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Your self-control will be tested this week during a class trip when an unfortunate accident at the Wisconsin Cloning Facility sends multiple copies of yourself […]
Ryan Cook — MENOMONIE, WI — As times become tougher due to budget cuts, reports show that more and more professors of Philosophy and other creative fields are being forced to illegally sell their insight […]
By Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) –This week, you will inadvertently hang out with that one weird guy from your Wednesday class. The stars are sorry, but there was nothing they […]
By Barb Young — Deadpool is one of the first proper superhero movies to come out, in my opinion, and it’s not even a superhero movie. The film built off of the gritty TV shows […]
By Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Don’t think anyone is fooled. Laughing loudly at your own jokes doesn’t make them any funnier. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – You will […]
By Ryan Cook — According to multiple sources in the Menomonie area, a UW–Stout Freshman has announced that they plan on staying up all night to work on some homework that is due tomorrow. […]
By Barbara Young — A friend pointed out to me that I have an obsession with “bad movies.” You know, the ones that you go into just knowing they’ll be awful. For some reason watching […]
By Ryan Cook — Sending waves of discomfort and inexplicable tension throughout the room earlier today, some weirdo actually responded to questions that her Professor posed to the entry-level class. Multiple times throughout […]
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