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Horoscopes

By Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –Hoarding old newspapers is one thing, but this week you’ll go one step further by beginning a multi decade long crusade to collect every printing […]

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Horroscopes

Contributed by Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) You have always enjoyed eating snacks after class, but not after reading. Studies show it is the leading cause of death in your demographic. […]

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Horrid-scopes

Contributed by Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re going to meet the love of your life this week, after all these years of waiting. That’s what you want to hear, isn’t […]

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Horrorscopes

contributed by Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Some pictures you took of yourself during high school will surface online this week. While at the time it seemed like a good idea, […]

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Horror-scopes

Contributed by Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) –       You have always enjoyed eating snacks after class, but not after reading. Studies show it is the leading cause of death in your […]