Category: Satire

Many have noticed the road construction on Broadway Street near south campus. A project that took most of the summer…

Written by: Robert Timmler March 2021 Horoscopes Aries: An Alien will land in your backyard and ask for a Redbull,…

Written by: Robert Timmler Aries: You will start a family band that will tour across America, bouncing from county fair…

Do you ever find yourself making decisions for your dog? Do you ever ask yourself, “How can I set my…

After moving our newsroom online, The Stoutonia has been working hard to share the voices of the University of Wisconsin—Stout…

The Signs As Things Boomers Hate Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Not knowing how to sew or do any…

The Signs As What They Should Watch During Shutdown Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): 2001: A Space Odyssey. Something…

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re going to plan to complete every assignment you fell behind on throughout the…

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Bleak. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Pretentious. Pisces (February 19 – March 20):…

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Everybody does not hate you. Please go take a nap. Aquarius (January 20 –…

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): How does it feel to get a Christmas gift as your birthday present? Not…

The managers of Menomonie’s Kwik Trips are asking students to “find rolls of quarters elsewhere” after mayor Randy Knaack used…

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re the college-friend version of a helicopter parent. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):…

Despite the finished construction on North Hall, the University of Wisconsin–Stout has one major unfinished project still looming over campus.…

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Remember Hyde from That 70s Show? That’s you. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):…

This week’s Student-Athlete Spotlight is Ron. Ron is 50. Ron is good at Bowling. That is all he allowed me…