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College Seniors Geared Up to Complete Entire Semester’s Classwork Load in Final Week
Cam “See Ya Never, Nerds!” Parrucci As the final semester of their college years dawns upon UW-Stout’s seniors, many of them are readying up to […]
Campus Seniors Finally Rent Textbooks as Spring Break Ends
As spring break finally comes to close, UW-Stout students return to Menomonie after a week of vacationing, sleeping in, and questionable choices, ready to return […]
The Scopes!
Cam “My Jokes Are a Cry for Help” Parrucci – Aries – “An apple a day keeps the doctor away!” does not actually involve catapults […]
The Scopes!
Cam “Playlist Junkie” Parrucci Aries – The snow still stuck behind the tires of your car since the first snow is really telling of your […]
Traffic Cone Really Ties College Living Room Décor Together
Cam “Playlist Junkie” Parrucci – Amidst beer-case cardboard covering walls, mismatched chairs, and 3 DVDs on the wall shelf next to the TV, the décor […]
Today’s Classmates None the Wiser About Repeating Yesterday’s Outfit
Cam “I’m the Kind of Tired Sleep Won’t Fix” Parrucci In today’s world where young adults find extreme difficulties feeling comfortable around countless judgmental eyes, […]
The Scopes!
Cam “I’m the Kind of Tired Sleep Won’t Fix” Parrucci Aries: You will never find true happiness. What are you going to do? Cry about […]
Entire State of Wisconsin Forgets How to Drive Amidst Heavy Snowfall
Cam “I Demand Attention” Parrucci – Layers of ice and snow have begun to coat nearly every street in the upper-Midwest, making visibility low, traction […]
The Scopes!
Cam “I Demand Attention” Parrucci – Aquarius: You will be haunted by the ghosts of all of the socks you’ve lost doing laundry over the […]
Patriots Fans Emerge From Nowhere After Another Trip to the Super Bowl
Alex Lutz – In a surprise turn of events, the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. We were all very shocked and surprised to […]
How I got absolutely Shredded in 48 Hours: Work Out Tips from Chancellor Bob Meyer
Evan (5 time hide and go seek champ) Thue – Well I usually start the day after pounding 8 red bulls and body slamming a […]
I Don’t Even Know Anymore
Cam “Roller Coaster Tycoon 2” Parrucci – At this point, what even is there to say? The world is on fire! Have you watched the […]
Menomonie High School Students Attend First Hour Classes Without Hangovers After Rehab Reopens Dry
Bryce Parr – Teachers in the Menomonie Area School District report that students are agitated and excitable during morning classes after the closure of Rehab. […]
Local Star Wars Fan Vows to Remake Star Wars: The Last Jedi ‘The Right Way’
Logan Myhre – “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” has been a contentious film since its December 2017 release. Some critics praised it for breaking the […]
Scientists Report a Spike in the Menomonie Hipster Population After the Opening of Two Craft Breweries
Bryce Parr – A new generation of beanie-clad beer-drinkers have migrated to some of the areas surrounding the Red Cedar River. “They appear to be […]