
The ‘Scopes!
March 2021 Horoscopes Aries: An Alien will land in your backyard and ask for a Redbull, but you will only have one left in your fridge. Just give the alien a can of Redbull. Capricorn: […]
March 2021 Horoscopes Aries: An Alien will land in your backyard and ask for a Redbull, but you will only have one left in your fridge. Just give the alien a can of Redbull. Capricorn: […]
Aries: You will start a family band that will tour across America, bouncing from county fair to county fair. The band will be a success until your bass player and brother, Ted, decide to leave […]
Do you ever find yourself making decisions for your dog? Do you ever ask yourself, “How can I set my dog up with the life they want?” The Humane Society of the United States and […]
After moving our newsroom online, The Stoutonia has been working hard to share the voices of the University of Wisconsin—Stout campus. Although our campus is spread far and wide, your voices are heard on the […]
The Signs As Things Boomers Hate Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Not knowing how to sew or do any woodworking because your school cut all those classes right before you were supposed to take […]
The Signs As What They Should Watch During Shutdown Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): 2001: A Space Odyssey. Something about you tells me that you really, really love super long and incredibly boring movies… […]
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re going to plan to complete every assignment you fell behind on throughout the semester and not do a single one. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You’ll dye […]
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Bleak. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Pretentious. Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Spike’s fiancé. Aries (March 21 – April 19): Angry. Taurus (April 20 – May 20): […]
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Everybody does not hate you. Please go take a nap. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): No one understands your obscure Warrior Cats references. Please stop. Pisces (February 19 […]
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): How does it feel to get a Christmas gift as your birthday present? Not good I bet. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): How does it feel to get […]
The managers of Menomonie’s Kwik Trips are asking students to “find rolls of quarters elsewhere” after mayor Randy Knaack used a Mayoral Executive Order to “squeeze quarters out of the town for more foosball.” Students […]
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re the college-friend version of a helicopter parent. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): It’s Aquarius season! Celebrate by telling everyone that your fourth-grade essay on The Magic Treehouse […]
Despite the finished construction on North Hall, the University of Wisconsin–Stout has one major unfinished project still looming over campus. Bowman Hall has moved past a facelift and is getting full body reconstruction. This is […]
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Remember Hyde from That 70s Show? That’s you. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): It’s Aquarius season! Celebrate by telling everyone you found a really good Norweigan folk band […]
This week’s Student-Athlete Spotlight is Ron. Ron is 50. Ron is good at Bowling. That is all he allowed me to write. Why did you choose Stout? I liked the trees. Outside of school and […]
From player to coach, Nutty the Squirrel has impacted University of Wisconsin-Stout in so many ways. Of course, we remember his amazing 4 seasons playing for the Men’s Basketball team, leading them to four straight […]
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