Smooth Criminals Oct. 18-Nov. 4
By Eric Koeppel — Police investigated the theft of a white board from the lobby of South Hall over the weekend. They were able to identify the student, who lives…
By Eric Koeppel — Police investigated the theft of a white board from the lobby of South Hall over the weekend. They were able to identify the student, who lives…
A student was cited for urinating next to Bowman Hall. In addition to the ticket, he also lost the bet with his friends that his stream could reach the top…
By Eric Koeppel — Two were cited for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia in Wigen Hall. Sources confirm that when the cops showed up the students were totally “Wigen…
By Jeff “The Shark” Gebert — A stolen iPhone was recovered by police and returned to the owner. The phone was stolen about a year ago, and thus, is now…
By Jeff Gebert — A student was cited for urinating on the General Services building. He was kind enough to tell the officer that it didn’t matter because “it’s just…
By Jeff “The Shark” Gebert — Citations issued 9/16-9/29 Two subjects were stopped in Lot 34 after being spotted with an open container of beer. The beer can was located…
By Jeff Gebert — -Police were called to deal with a homeless man loitering around North Point Dining. The hobo insisted that he was not loitering, but instead was in…