The ‘Scopes

Cameron Parrucci

 

Libra: Always remember, boneless doesn’t necessarily mean less meat.

Scorpio: Try a new sauce next time you get wings, you Caribbean Jerk, you.

Sagittarius: The stars are in your favor, Sagittarius! Stay tuned for your cousin Paul to invite you to get wings.

Aquarius: We went out to get wings, and you have the audacity to order mozzarella sticks? Consider yourself out of the friend group, Aquarius.

Pisces: Don’t be afraid to tell the server you got the wrong sauce on your wings. Stand up for yourself!

Aries: Next time you say you’re going to do the Blazin’ Challenge, follow through. Everyone thinks you’re a liar and a coward.

Taurus: Uh, you have uh, some sauce, uh, leftover on your face. Nope, still there. Nope. Nope. Okay, you got it. You’re good.

Gemini: Celery AND blue cheese?! You know, you can’t have your wings and eat them too.

Cancer: Hey, thanks for inviting me with you guys to get wings. I really needed to get out of the house, you know?

Leo: Everyone knows what an Arnold Palmer is, Leo. You don’t look cooler for ordering one at a restaurant.

Virgo: Remember what happened last time you got parmesan garlic wings? Bring a pack of gum this time.