The ‘Scopes!

Elizabeth “Adjective” Vierkant

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Bleak.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Pretentious.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Spike’s fiancé.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Angry.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Obstinate.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Erratic.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Baby.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Arrogant.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Boring.

Libra (September 23 – October 22): Perfect.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): You just… suck, man. You suck.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Mean.