Category: Columns

The Scopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –     Send all your your extra phones to the Menomonie Electronics Zone! For a limited time only, any cellular device can…

A Look Outside

Ryan Cook —   College students around the country have said they felt unsafe after Pro-Trump chalk drawings appeared on their campuses. Some students have called for university administrators to denounce…

The Scopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –          Now is the time to invest! Buy some stocks, get some bonds and please consider funding my band’s new Kickstarter…

Horoscopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –  Your self-control will be tested this week during a class trip when an unfortunate accident at the Wisconsin Cloning Facility…