R.I.P. local legend Eric Koeppel
“Tell my girlfriend Emma Stone that I love her and please, for the love of God, make sure that my…
Guy with three arms excited to start swimming in Lake Menomin again
By Eric Koeppel — On a typical summer’s day, Menomonie resident Geoff Gerbert enjoys nothing more than basking in the…
Stoutonia’s copy editors kwit
By Ericc Koeppel — Do to reasons unknown to the rest of the Stoutonia staff, all of the copy editors have…
Students forced to exchange laptops for Palm Pilots
By Eric Koeppel — Due to the $300 million budget cuts to the University of Wisconsin System proposed by Governor Scott…
Terrified student changes major to avoid entering real world
By Eric Koeppel — When Henry Halvorson enrolled at University of Wisconsin–Stout in 2006, he had originally set out to…
Stoutonia forced to use Microsoft Paint
By Eric Koeppel — “Please note: the following is a satirical article which contains only opinions rather than factual information,”…
Smooth Criminals (Dec. 8)
By Eric Koeppel — Two were cited for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia in Wigen Hall. Sources confirm that…
Classes to be held in even weirder places next semester
By Eric Koeppel — Due to the continuing construction on Harvey Hall throughout next semester, classes will soon be held…
Overachiever makes more discussion board posts than required
By Eric Koeppel — Students in an online ethics course were shocked recently when they discovered that one of their…
Professor determined to get chili pepper on “Rate My Professors”
By Eric Koeppel — Since its creation in 1999, “Rate My Professors” has become the go-to source for students to…
Burrito California: Two different reviews
By Lindsey Rothering — If you’ve been to downtown Main Street lately, you have probably noticed the new burrito place…
Five day crosswalk standoff finally ends
By Eric Koeppel — The most epic crosswalk standoff in Menomonie history came to an end on Friday, Oct. 3.…
Another pizza-related mental breakdown in Menomonie
By Eric Koeppel — Yet another University of Wisconsin–Stout student has suffered a near-fatal mental breakdown while trying to decide…
Thousands of bees escape from Harvey Hall
By Eric Koeppel — Due to the long-awaited presence of construction workers at Harvey Hall the thousands of bees that…
Mabel Tainter Theater named one of world’s most spectacular
[metaslider id=697] By Eric Koeppel Menomonie’s own Mabel Tainter Center for the Arts was recently dubbed one of the…
An acoustic night at the Acoustic Café
By Eric Koeppel Things will be more acoustic than ever at the Acoustic Café this spring. On Wednesday, April 2…