R.I.P. Local Legend Eric Koeppel
“Tell my girlfriend Emma Stone that I love her and please, for the love of God, make sure that my award-winning satire column lives on forever!” These were the last…
“Tell my girlfriend Emma Stone that I love her and please, for the love of God, make sure that my award-winning satire column lives on forever!” These were the last…
By Eric Koeppel — On a typical summer’s day, Menomonie resident Geoff Gerbert enjoys nothing more than basking in the morning sun while partaking in his ceremonial backstroke across Lake…
By Ericc Koeppel — Do to reasons unknown to the rest of the Stoutonia staff, all of the copy editors have decided to throw in the vowel. However, because of…
By Eric Koeppel — Due to the $300 million budget cuts to the University of Wisconsin System proposed by Governor Scott Walker, each student will soon be forced to exchange…
By Eric Koeppel — When Henry Halvorson enrolled at University of Wisconsin–Stout in 2006, he had originally set out to acquire a bachelor’s degree in Hotel, Restaurant and Tourism Management.…
By Eric Koeppel — “Please note: the following is a satirical article which contains only opinions rather than factual information,” writes Stoutonia’s award-winning satirist Eric Koeppel as he shakes his…
By Eric Koeppel — Two were cited for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia in Wigen Hall. Sources confirm that when the cops showed up the students were totally “Wigen…
By Eric Koeppel — Due to the continuing construction on Harvey Hall throughout next semester, classes will soon be held in even more ridiculous locations than they already are. In…
By Eric Koeppel — Students in an online ethics course were shocked recently when they discovered that one of their classmates did what no student in their right mind would…
By Eric Koeppel — Since its creation in 1999, “Rate My Professors” has become the go-to source for students to find out which professor to take a class with. The…
By Lindsey Rothering — If you’ve been to downtown Main Street lately, you have probably noticed the new burrito place being built, named Burrito California. I fancy myself as a…
By Eric Koeppel — The most epic crosswalk standoff in Menomonie history came to an end on Friday, Oct. 3. University of Wisconsin–Stout senior Shelly Campbell was attempting to cross…
By Eric Koeppel — Yet another University of Wisconsin–Stout student has suffered a near-fatal mental breakdown while trying to decide which pizza place to go to for lunch. Sophomore Brett…
By Eric Koeppel — Due to the long-awaited presence of construction workers at Harvey Hall the thousands of bees that once resided there have been slowly trickling out. Returning students…
By Eric Koeppel Menomonie’s own Mabel Tainter Center for the Arts was recently dubbed one of the world’s “15 most spectacular theaters” by CNN. The theater has been a staple…
By Eric Koeppel Things will be more acoustic than ever at the Acoustic Café this spring. On Wednesday, April 2 at 7 p.m., three unique acts from the Wisconsin and…