Did you know that Lake Menomin is an iconic landmark in Menomonie? Parents often ask if college kids spend time hanging out by it. Maybe it’s for the best that most college kids avoid it at all costs. But did you know you can actually swim across the whole lake? You definitely can if you are one of the lucky ones.  Will you actually survive though? Probably not.

Blue bodies of water are so overrated anyways. James Huff Stout woke up from the dead and decided that it needed to be green instead of blue, so he used his magical powers to do so. The primary culprit is algae you say? I don’t think so. It’s Paul. Everyone thinks he graduated and left Menomonie, but really he used that as an excuse so he can spend even more time dying the lake green.  

Come to think of it, Paul couldn’t have done it alone. He must’ve had a partner in crime. The only person who knows the ins and outs of UW-Stout and Menomonie, Johnny “Blaze” Blue Devil. That’s it. Paul and Johnny used James Huff Stout’s powers to make Lake Menomin green because UW- Stout is the only thing that can be blue in the town. That makes so much sense.