Do The Girl Scouts Support Child Labor?
The Girl Scout cookie stand outside of the Memorial Student Center was raging with controversy on the night of February 29th. As I was walking up to the MSC, I…
Russian Surrender following flag removal from MSC
Today, a spokesperson of the Government of the Russian Federation announced an unconditional surrender amidst the removal of the Russian flag from the Memorial Student Center at the University of…
Road Construction… Or Road Destruction???
Many have noticed the road construction on Broadway Street near south campus. A project that took most of the summer to complete and ended with a road that looks… Completely…
The ‘Scopes!
Written by: Robert Timmler March 2021 Horoscopes Aries: An Alien will land in your backyard and ask for a Redbull, but you will only have one left in your fridge.…
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Written by: Robert Timmler Aries: You will start a family band that will tour across America, bouncing from county fair to county fair. The band will be a success until…
Let the Dogs Speak
Do you ever find yourself making decisions for your dog? Do you ever ask yourself, “How can I set my dog up with the life they want?” The Humane Society…
Stoutonia Volume 110 – Issue 2: Declassified College Survival Guide
After moving our newsroom online, The Stoutonia has been working hard to share the voices of the University of Wisconsin—Stout campus. Although our campus is spread far and wide, your…
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The Signs As Things Boomers Hate Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Not knowing how to sew or do any woodworking because your school cut all those classes right before…
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The Signs As What They Should Watch During Shutdown Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): 2001: A Space Odyssey. Something about you tells me that you really, really love super…
The ‘Scopes: Shutdown Edition
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re going to plan to complete every assignment you fell behind on throughout the semester and not do a single one. Aquarius (January 20…
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Bleak. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Pretentious. Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Spike’s fiancé. Aries (March 21 – April 19): Angry. Taurus…
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Everybody does not hate you. Please go take a nap. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): No one understands your obscure Warrior Cats references.…
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): How does it feel to get a Christmas gift as your birthday present? Not good I bet. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): How…
Kwik Trip Reporting “Quarter Shortage” after Parking Meter Increase
The managers of Menomonie’s Kwik Trips are asking students to “find rolls of quarters elsewhere” after mayor Randy Knaack used a Mayoral Executive Order to “squeeze quarters out of the…
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re the college-friend version of a helicopter parent. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): It’s Aquarius season! Celebrate by telling everyone that your fourth-grade…
Construction on Bowman Hall Predicted to Continue. Forever
Despite the finished construction on North Hall, the University of Wisconsin–Stout has one major unfinished project still looming over campus. Bowman Hall has moved past a facelift and is getting…