Do The Girl Scouts Support Child Labor?
The Girl Scout cookie stand outside of the Memorial Student Center was raging with controversy on the night of February…
Russian Surrender following flag removal from MSC
Today, a spokesperson of the Government of the Russian Federation announced an unconditional surrender amidst the removal of the Russian…
Road Construction… Or Road Destruction???
Many have noticed the road construction on Broadway Street near south campus. A project that took most of the summer…
The ‘Scopes!
Written by: Robert Timmler March 2021 Horoscopes Aries: An Alien will land in your backyard and ask for a Redbull,…
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Written by: Robert Timmler Aries: You will start a family band that will tour across America, bouncing from county fair…
Let the Dogs Speak
Do you ever find yourself making decisions for your dog? Do you ever ask yourself, “How can I set my…
Stoutonia Volume 110 – Issue 2: Declassified College Survival Guide
After moving our newsroom online, The Stoutonia has been working hard to share the voices of the University of Wisconsin—Stout…
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The Signs As Things Boomers Hate Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Not knowing how to sew or do any…
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The Signs As What They Should Watch During Shutdown Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): 2001: A Space Odyssey. Something…
The ‘Scopes: Shutdown Edition
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re going to plan to complete every assignment you fell behind on throughout the…
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Bleak. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Pretentious. Pisces (February 19 – March 20):…
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Everybody does not hate you. Please go take a nap. Aquarius (January 20 –…
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): How does it feel to get a Christmas gift as your birthday present? Not…
Kwik Trip Reporting “Quarter Shortage” after Parking Meter Increase
The managers of Menomonie’s Kwik Trips are asking students to “find rolls of quarters elsewhere” after mayor Randy Knaack used…
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re the college-friend version of a helicopter parent. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):…
Construction on Bowman Hall Predicted to Continue. Forever
Despite the finished construction on North Hall, the University of Wisconsin–Stout has one major unfinished project still looming over campus.…