Dear AI, SpongeBob was spotted at my door freshman year. I also saw him walking out of the MSC my freshman year but I haven’t seen him since. Did SpongeBob die?
“It sounds like SpongeBob was making quite a few public appearances during your freshman year, but his absence since then is a mystery. While I doubt, he died, perhaps he simply retired from his adventures on campus, or maybe he’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to make a comeback. Have you checked the usual SpongeBob hangouts? Maybe he’s chilling in Bikini Bottom… or just found a new door to haunt” (ChatGPT, 2025).
Where would SpongeBob be at UW-Stout’s campus?
“If SpongeBob were to make a surprise appearance at UW-Stout’s campus, he’d likely gravitate towards the most vibrant student hangouts. Here are some spots he might choose:
- Memorial Student Center (MSC): The heart of campus life, offering dining options, study areas, and spaces for student organizations. It’s a central hub where SpongeBob could easily mingle with students.
- The Qube: A welcoming lounge perfect for relaxing, studying, or engaging in discussions. Its cozy atmosphere would be ideal for SpongeBob to chill and connect with students” (ChatGPT, 2025).
Why do I care so much about SpongeBob, you may ask? I care because one random night I opened my door to SpongeBob standing there. Other than seeing him walk out of the MSC later that academic year, I have no idea where he went, and I am very worried for his wellbeing. If you know where SpongeBob went, please let me know by emailing [email protected] with your best reasoning on where you think SpongeBob went. Responses will be posted on Instagram. Thanks for your assistance, kind Reader.
