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Horoscopes — March 2025

Horoscopes — March 2025

Blake Herrick March 3, 2025

♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)  This is your time to shine! With the Sun in your sign for most of the month, expect bursts of energy and creativity. New opportunities in work or personal projects will...

Two Stout Students Carried Away By Wind

Two Stout Students Carried Away By Wind

Nicholas Taylor-Schaus February 28, 2025

Today will be remembered as one of the windiest days in UW-Stout’s history, as two students were blown away by the wind. After weeks of frigid weather, we finally had a single day of nice weather. However,...

The Truth About Lake Menomin

The Truth About Lake Menomin

Taylor Luxem February 28, 2025

Did you know that Lake Menomin is an iconic landmark in Menomonie? Parents often ask if college kids spend time hanging out by it. Maybe it’s for the best that most college kids avoid it at all costs....

Toy Story 5 *Plot Leak*

Toy Story 5 *Plot Leak*

Paul Lambas December 6, 2024

On Aug. 9, 2024, “Toy Story 5” was announced at Disney’s D23 event. The main cast is expected to return, despite Tom Hanks saying, “Toy Story 4” “[was] the end of the series (Melas, 2019).”...

Horoscopes - December 2024

Horoscopes – December 2024

Paul Lambas December 6, 2024

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18): You will become the nation’s foremost expert on antidisestablishmentarianism. You don’t know what it is, but you can use this to make low-budget Netflix documentaries...

Horoscopes- November 2024

Horoscopes- November 2024

Paul Lambas November 6, 2024

Are you lucky? Don’t forget to check your horoscope today! Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18): Expect your mom or dad to call you at three in the morning to go back home and rake the leaves in your front...

Toxic Towel Terrifies Tustison

Toxic Towel Terrifies Tustison

Paul Lambas November 6, 2024

Stout is asking students living in CKTO to evacuate the residence hall on Wednesday, Nov. 6, following a report from the Wisconsin Department of Health Services (WisDHS). In an official statement from...

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