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Horoscopes - December 2024

Horoscopes – December 2024

Paul Lambas December 6, 2024

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18): You will become the nation’s foremost expert on antidisestablishmentarianism. You don’t know what it is, but you can use this to make low-budget Netflix documentaries...

Toy Story 5 *Plot Leak*

Toy Story 5 *Plot Leak*

Paul Lambas December 6, 2024

On Aug. 9, 2024, “Toy Story 5” was announced at Disney’s D23 event. The main cast is expected to return, despite Tom Hanks saying, “Toy Story 4” “[was] the end of the series (Melas, 2019).”...

Horoscopes- November 2024

Horoscopes- November 2024

Paul Lambas November 6, 2024

Are you lucky? Don’t forget to check your horoscope today! Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18): Expect your mom or dad to call you at three in the morning to go back home and rake the leaves in your front...

Toxic Towel Terrifies Tustison

Toxic Towel Terrifies Tustison

Paul Lambas November 6, 2024

Stout is asking students living in CKTO to evacuate the residence hall on Wednesday, Nov. 6, following a report from the Wisconsin Department of Health Services (WisDHS). In an official statement from...

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