Cameron Parrucci
Libra: Always remember, boneless doesn’t necessarily mean less meat.
Scorpio: Try a new sauce next time you get wings, you Caribbean Jerk, you.
Sagittarius: The stars are in your favor, Sagittarius! Stay tuned for your cousin Paul to invite you to get wings.
Aquarius: We went out to get wings, and you have the audacity to order mozzarella sticks? Consider yourself out of the friend group, Aquarius.
Pisces: Don’t be afraid to tell the server you got the wrong sauce on your wings. Stand up for yourself!
Aries: Next time you say you’re going to do the Blazin’ Challenge, follow through. Everyone thinks you’re a liar and a coward.
Taurus: Uh, you have uh, some sauce, uh, leftover on your face. Nope, still there. Nope. Nope. Okay, you got it. You’re good.
Gemini: Celery AND blue cheese?! You know, you can’t have your wings and eat them too.
Cancer: Hey, thanks for inviting me with you guys to get wings. I really needed to get out of the house, you know?
Leo: Everyone knows what an Arnold Palmer is, Leo. You don’t look cooler for ordering one at a restaurant.
Virgo: Remember what happened last time you got parmesan garlic wings? Bring a pack of gum this time.