Tag: Sagittarius

The Scopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –     Send all your your extra phones to the Menomonie Electronics Zone! For a limited time only, any cellular device can…

The Scopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –          Now is the time to invest! Buy some stocks, get some bonds and please consider funding my band’s new Kickstarter…

Horoscopes

Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –  Your self-control will be tested this week during a class trip when an unfortunate accident at the Wisconsin Cloning Facility…

Horoscopes

By Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) –Hoarding old newspapers is one thing, but this week you’ll go one step further by beginning a multi decade long…

Horroscopes

Contributed by Ryan Cook —   Aries (March 21 – April 19) You have always enjoyed eating snacks after class, but not after reading. Studies show it is the leading cause…

Horror-scopes

Contributed by Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) –       You have always enjoyed eating snacks after class, but not after reading. Studies show it is the leading…