The Scopes
Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Send all your your extra phones to the Menomonie Electronics Zone! For a limited time only, any cellular device can…
Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Send all your your extra phones to the Menomonie Electronics Zone! For a limited time only, any cellular device can…
Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Now is the time to invest! Buy some stocks, get some bonds and please consider funding my band’s new Kickstarter…
Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Your self-control will be tested this week during a class trip when an unfortunate accident at the Wisconsin Cloning Facility…
By Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) –This week, you will inadvertently hang out with that one weird guy from your Wednesday class. The stars are sorry,…
By Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Don’t think anyone is fooled. Laughing loudly at your own jokes doesn’t make them any funnier. Taurus (April 20…
By Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) –Hoarding old newspapers is one thing, but this week you’ll go one step further by beginning a multi decade long…
Contributed by Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) You have always enjoyed eating snacks after class, but not after reading. Studies show it is the leading cause…
Contributed by Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re going to meet the love of your life this week, after all these years of waiting. That’s what…
contributed by Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Some pictures you took of yourself during high school will surface online this week. While at the time it…
Contributed by Ryan Cook — Aries (March 21 – April 19) – You have always enjoyed eating snacks after class, but not after reading. Studies show it is the leading…
contributed by Ryan Cook Aries (March 21 – April 19) – You will wake up one day in a cold sweat, with vivid memories of a dream you had…