Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Bleak.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Pretentious.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Spike’s fiancé.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Angry.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Obstinate.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Erratic.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Baby.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): Arrogant.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Boring.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): Perfect.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): You just… suck, man. You suck.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Mean.